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4/03/2017
I love getting emails, it gives me a fantastic chance to procrastinate, so please feel free to drop me an email, pop a comment on Facebook.  I don't use twitter.  It's been five years and I have no idea how to use the damn thing, so I deleted it.

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    Just a heads up though, I won't reply to these queries:
    1. Spammers: Go away.
    2. I don't want to be a spokesperson your diet shakes, your diet teas or your diet book.
       
    3. I don't want to join your "home business" pyramid scheme.  Don't email me telling me it's not a pyramid scheme.  I'm simply not interested.
    4. I don't want to take your exciting blogger course, or learn how to boost my traffic.
    5. I am not interested in publishing your press releases or info-graphics.  I appreciate a guys gotta work, but I really don't need the 60 update emails either.
    6. The guy the used to send me pictures of fruit has stopped.  Someone needs to take his place.
    7. In fact, all gloriously weird emails are accepted and praised.  Unless they contain pictures of your privates.  That's not cool.
    8. On that point, I love getting word of recipes you adapted from mine.  All I ask is that you credit the adaption back to my blog.  I'll make sure I share it.  I have a big head like that.
    9. I don't accept payment for you to publish your own posts.  People don't come to blogs to read boring advertisements of things I've never used.
    10. I also don't pay people to write for me.  I appreciate people looking for work, but I don't even get paid to do this.  I don't want to waste your time.
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